Comrades! The hour is late, the circus is real, and the orange ringmaster stumbles on deliriously! From Insurgent Apparel, the unofficial supplier of the resistance, comes our new creation. While some clutch pearls and others clutch assault rifles, what are you going to do? Insurgent Apparel’s “Only Morons & Racists Support Sleepy Trump” shirt is one answer - a declaration, a dare, and a diagnosis all in one. When the fascists come wrapped in flags and Christian nationalist delusions, it’s not enough to whisper. This shirt doesn’t mince words, because the stakes are high, our Republic is in serious peril. This shirt is for those who see through the spectacle, the bootlicking, and the MAGA cult of personality that reeks of yesterday’s empire in decline. Ethically made 100% domestic garment-dyed cotton for that already worn-in look, this tee holds up through work, marching, protests, and uncomfortable family dinners alike. This isn’t fashion. It’s a uniform for the fed-up. It’s a fully-licensed, no apologies, anti-fascist force field (results may vary), that is definitely not made in China nor El Salvador. Inspired by 1930s street agitators and designed for the modern meme militia, this garment-dyed relic of resistance will survive both the next Trump trial and your uncle’s Thanksgiving meltdown. Perfect for casually impressing crowds of clowns, and getting kicked out of country club golf courses and gated communities. We’re just being brutally honest, no gods, no kings, and no masters; and for crying out loud, we don’t need narcissistic morons running the country into the ground. Mock them with honor. March against them with a sense of humor. Wear this with grim satisfaction. Ideal for adults and teens who appreciate unique style and effortless comfort, this t-shirt serves as a celebration of your individuality and intelligence in various occasions, from classes, work, and marching, to casual outings and seasonal festivals. Smash the fascist state taking hold of our Republic. Mock the tyrant. Get yours today!


Product features:
- Available in sizes M to 4XL for the perfect fit, in 14 vibrant colors.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless tubular knit design for a smooth look.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton.

Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean