Finally, a campaign we can all rally behind! The votes are in, the indictments are obvious, and the only campaign we’re backing is for a sleepy orange conman to be fit into an orange jumpsuit, not the Oval Office. Insurgent Apparel’s new “Convicted Felon "Dozin’ Don” For Prison 2028" isn’t just sloganeering, it’s the People’s new platform. Tired of watching America flirt with fascism like it’s reality TV? So are we. That’s why we made this shirt, to laugh in the face of collapse and despair, and call for spray-on tan to be the new jumpsuit orange. Ethically made and garment-dyed 100% domestic cotton for that vintage “I’ve been doing this since the Reagan years” look. Fits like an affinity group, wears like contempt, ages like cheap wine in a broken empire. This shirt is your ballot, your protest sign, your prayer to the gods of karma. “Dozin’ Don for Prison 2028” across the chest, loud and unmissable, because sometimes humor is the only sane response to a country that keeps trying to elect its own downfall. Perfect for classes, marches, picket lines, breadlines, courtroom steps, and campaign counter-rallies; waking up the passive, mocking the powerful. And just when you think it couldn’t get more patriotic, turn around. Across the back an eagle flies through “Make America a Democratic Republic Again” because remember when we pretended oligarchy was a good thing? Neither do we. It’s a call to arms, or at least to informed sarcasm; printed on soft, unisex cotton that feels like the Constitution before Citizens United shredded it. Get yours today while you still can!
 
Product features:
- Available in sizes M to 4XL for the perfect fit, in 8 vibrant colors.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless tubular knit design for a smooth look.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton.

Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean